The United Socialist States of Uoeai is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by JR Ewing with an even hand, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape. The hard-working population of 11.244 billion Uoeaians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The relatively small, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Dallas. The average income tax rate is 10.9%.

The Uoeaian economy, worth 424 trillion pounds a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Retail, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 37,781 pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.3 times as much as the poorest.

Children are seen fighting in the playground for bread scraps that fall out of diamond-encrusted lunchboxes, unemployed political consultants and advertisers spend every election night weeping for the good old days, getting an autograph has become harder than ever, and JR Ewing's used car is held together by bumper stickers that support the opposition. Crime is moderate, probably because of the absence of a police force. Uoeai's national animal is the unicorn, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities, and its national religion is Secular Buddhism.

Uoeai is ranked 238,513^th in the world and 3^rd in Nietzsche for Lowest Crime Rates, with 54.84 law-abiding acts per hour.