The Greater Commonwealth of United Tropics of Torchland is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Prime Minister Pierre Poilievre with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, otherworldly petting zoo, and national health service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 12.544 billion Torchlanders hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cape Torch and Salisbury. The average income tax rate is 96.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Torchlandic economy, worth a remarkable 4,284 trillion Torchlandic Pound and Condorian Credits a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 341,537 Torchlandic Pound and Condorian Credits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

The question "please would you...?" is usually laden with passive aggression, courtrooms can be a little sketchy, petting zoos have loose fingers strewn about, and Springboks are frequently shot for looking at people 'in a funny way'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. United Tropics of Torchland's national animal is the Springbok, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christianity.

United Tropics of Torchland is ranked 306,079^th in the world and 8^th in Avaldonia for Fattest Citizens, with 2.63 Obesity Rate.