The Glorious Nation of United States of Buffaloia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Central Planning with an even hand, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, ban on automobiles, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, humorless population of 20.989 billion Buffaloians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Buffalo City. The average income tax rate is 98.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Buffaloian economy, worth a remarkable 2,795 trillion Buffaloian Dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is an impressive 133,184 Buffaloian Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The Pipe Bomb Makers' Pop-Up Book can be found in preschool libraries, residents of houses built on a foundation of wishful thinking are prone to an odd sinking feeling, the best way to be heard in politics is to speak softly and carry a big comedy prop, and it's been a banner year for local vexillology. Crime is totally unknown. United States of Buffaloia's national animal is the Buffalo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

United States of Buffaloia is ranked 278,599^th in the world and 10,486^th in Balder for Most Primitive, scoring -323.51 on the Scary Big Number Scale.