The Most Primitive in Balder
Nations were ranked by World Census officials based on the number of natural phenomena attributed to the unknowable will of animal-based spirit gods.
As a region, Balder is ranked 22,914th in the world for Most Primitive.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Holy Yellow CAM of Nadir Dystopia | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Gloom Over Dominated” | |
| 2. |  The Room 101 of Frotesca | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Freedom is Slavery. Time does not exist-You don't exist” | |
| 3. |  The Devastated Dominions of The Desolation Dynasty | Psychotic Dictatorship | “NationStates - Bow Down; Bow Down to Scourge” | |
| 4. |  The Explosion of The Phat Lump | Psychotic Dictatorship | “The Phat Lump is Phat!” | |
| 5. |  The Kingdom of Cothidal | Psychotic Dictatorship | “A nation without God is a body without a heart” | |
| 6. |  The Republic of Greenowia | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Back to nature” | |
| 7. |  The Cavemen of 0OGA | Authoritarian Democracy | “Ooga ooga. Oooga ooga” | |
| 8. |  The Crowd of Numaibicii | Corporate Police State | “Ei da!” | |
| 9. | The Deadly Bloody Dictatorship of Car de Lorenzo | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Viva Carmen de Lorenzo” | |
| 10. |  The Islamic Peoples Country of Walirah | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Islam and Socialism” |