The Federal Monarchy of United Osean Federation is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Empress Artoria Haldus with an even hand, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, vat-grown people, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-working population of 10.262 billion Oseans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Elpis. The average income tax rate is 56.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient United Osean Federationian economy, worth a remarkable 1,407 trillion Crowns a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 137,163 Crowns, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Police protocol is to arrest anyone who looks a bit foreign, generals have trouble barking orders over the sound of thundering artillery, you can call your arthritic immigrant neighbour for all your roof-tiling and guttering needs, and the love has gone in United Osean Federation. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. United Osean Federation's national animal is the Hawk, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Secular.

United Osean Federation is ranked 281,716^th in the world and 31^st in Union of Allied States for Most Primitive, scoring -366.29 on the Scary Big Number Scale.