The Republic of Alphus Imperium is a mammoth, cultured nation, ruled by Chancellor Jonas Heindel with an even hand, and notable for its otherworldly petting zoo, ubiquitous missile silos, and strictly enforced bedtime. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 7.709 billion Alphists are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The medium-sized, corrupt government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Industry, Education, and Law & Order are also considered important, while Welfare and Public Transport are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Perinithius. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 76.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Alphist economy, worth a remarkable 1,585 trillion Imperians a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 205,650 Imperians, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 859,878 per year while the poor average 32,058, a ratio of 26.8 to 1.

The nation is under martial law, the nation has always been at war with Bigtopia, citizens are deeply regretting challenging the government to be honest about its intentions, and riot police are stationed around paintings of violent protestors. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Alphus Imperium's national animal is the Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Alphus Imperium is ranked 227,667^th in the world and 26^th in Mitteleuropa for Most Rebellious Youth, scoring -7 on the Stark-Dean Displacement Index.