The Borderlands of UNITED IDIOTS1 is a small, efficient nation, notable for its compulsory military service and frequent executions. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 40 million idiots enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Defense. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 12.0%.

The very strong part of the idiots economy, worth 2.66 trillion copper coins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Uranium Mining, and Trout Farming. Average income is 66,489 copper coins, with the richest citizens earning 7.5 times as much as the poorest.

Editorials that criticize the government are legally obligated to display the "pants on fire" warning, government statisticians explain census inaccuracies by declaring that "Sith happens", class boundaries start and end with the firmness of local tomatoes, and politicians tend to speak more loudly and slowly these days. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. UNITED IDIOTS1's national animal is the wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

UNITED IDIOTS1 is ranked 69,783^rd in the world and 74^th in The Order of the Grey Wardens for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 46.3 on the Kitten Softness Rating.