The People's Theocracy of United Good is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by the Reverend Al Greene with a fair hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, restrictive gun laws, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, humorless population of 35.952 billion United Goodies love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Soul City. The average income tax rate is 94.5%.

The frighteningly efficient United Gooder economy, worth a remarkable 4,446 trillion Good Dollars a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 123,683 Good Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Bike rage is all the rage, exorbitant spending on icebreakers breaks the ice at every budget meeting, fruit pickers with degrees in timber wolf psychology are a common sight, and preschools put children down for naps with milk, cookies, and a gruesome story of vengeance. Crime is totally unknown. United Good's national animal is the timber wolf, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Truth.

United Good is ranked 2,138^th in the world and 1^st in Manitoba for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 29,166.83 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.