The Zionist State of Union of Israel is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu with an even hand, and notable for its public floggings, compulsory military service, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 12.039 billion Israelis have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yerushalayim. The average income tax rate is 12.3%.

The strong Israeli economy, worth 827 trillion New Israeli Shekels a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 68,748 New Israeli Shekels, with the richest citizens earning 5.1 times as much as the poorest.

Gun ownership is compulsory, the nation's biggest export is stupidity, mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest-growing field, and punk rockers smash it up and then clean it up. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Union of Israel's national animal is the Israeli Gazelle, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Judaism.

Union of Israel is ranked 125,641^st in the world and 48^th in Greater Middle East for Lowest Crime Rates, with 63.15 law-abiding acts per hour.