The World Union of Unified Communist Councils is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Our Exalted Yan with a fair hand, and renowned for its daily referendums, absence of drug laws, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 4.026 billion Proletariats hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of ☆ Yan Sooyoung City. The average income tax rate is 91.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Unified Communist Councilsian economy, worth 568 trillion ⚡ Energy Credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 141,274 ⚡ Energy Credits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

Common misteaks slip threw as the Issues Editing Team adds issues by the hundread (Unified Communist Councils has found 3 easter eggs), guide dogs for the blind have been seen using government websites, athletes are renowned for being the best at maths, and the nation's new foreign policy of 'very disproportionate retribution' has its neighbors on edge. Crime is totally unknown. Unified Communist Councils's national animal is the Geodaesaeng, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Revolutionary Fusionism.

Unified Communist Councils is ranked 286,078^th in the world and 1,258^th in The Communist Bloc for Most Primitive, scoring -457.08 on the Scary Big Number Scale.