| Population | 4.005 billion |
| Faith | Unexplodian Joeism |
| Currency | Decibel |
| Animal | Janeaveraginian Crow |
The Logistical Corps of Unexplodian Logistical Corps is a colossal, orderly nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service, disturbing lack of elderly people, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 4.005 billion Unexplodians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The medium-sized, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Administration, Law & Order, and Education also on the agenda, while Spirituality is ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 22.7%.
The strong Unexplodian economy, worth 204 trillion Decibels a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is notable. Average income is 51,185 Decibels, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 202,793 per year while the poor average 8,731, a ratio of 23.2 to 1.
Convicted murderers are free to walk the streets provided they attend rehabilitation classes, scientists recently cloned the long-extinct feather-bellied Janeaveraginian Crow, kindergartners' favourite dance move is the stop-drop-and-roll, and welfare recipients are milking the government for all they've got. Crime, especially youth-related, is a problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Unexplodian Logistical Corps's national animal is the Janeaveraginian Crow, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Unexplodian Joeism.
Unexplodian Logistical Corps is ranked 102,228th in the world and 284th in Earexplodian Armed Forces for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 3,267.62 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.
National Happenings
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Unexplodian Logistical Corps was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.
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Unexplodian Logistical Corps was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Avoided.
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Unexplodian Logistical Corps was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Avoided.
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Unexplodian Logistical Corps's influence in Earexplodian Armed Forces rose from "Shoeshiner" to "Page".
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Unexplodian Logistical Corps's influence in Earexplodian Armed Forces rose from "Sprat" to "Shoeshiner".
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Unexplodian Logistical Corps's influence in Earexplodian Armed Forces rose from "Zero" to "Sprat".
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Unexplodian Logistical Corps altered its national flag.
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Unexplodian Logistical Corps relocated from Osiris to Earexplodian Armed Forces.
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Unexplodian Logistical Corps was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Avoided.
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Unexplodian Logistical Corps's influence in Osiris rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".







































