The Allied States of Undertake2 is a colossal, safe nation, notable for its smutty television, frequent executions, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, devout population of 3.477 billion Undertake2ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 55.7%.

The strong Undertake2ian economy, worth 188 trillion tails a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 54,010 tails, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.5 times as much as the poorest.

The demands of climate protestors are measured in spray-paint can sales, political commentators say that Leader's fruitcake plans are about to go pear-shaped, voters are one of the nation's top imports, and teachers are dying as they attempt to read 500 word essays without pausing for breath. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Undertake2's national animal is the cat, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Undertake2 is ranked 60,046^th in the world and 31^st in House Boucher for Longest Average Lifespans, with 80.89 years.