The Insert Classification of Uncreative name is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by LastName FirstName with an iron fist, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, frequent executions, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 5.336 billion Uncreative nameans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Administration are also considered important, while Environment and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of City 1. The average income tax rate is 87.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Uncreative namean economy, worth a remarkable 1,506 trillion Currencies a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 282,405 Currencies, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Former slave-owners hope there are no hard feelings when they apply for jobs from their erstwhile charges, the armed forces are locked in an expensive and bloody war abroad to stamp out possible terrorists, a newly discovered small mammal's name translates into Uncreative namean as 'your finger, you fool', and anti-environmentalist dissidents must beware of government plants in their midst. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Uncreative name's national animal is the Animal, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Uncreative name is ranked 117,254^th in the world and 218^th in Conch Kingdom for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 134.27 on the Clooney Contribution Index.