The Dictatorship of Ump472 is a massive, efficient nation, notable for its aversion to nipples, avowedly heterosexual populace, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.718 billion Ump472ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 55.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Ump472ian economy, worth 795 trillion Dollars a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 168,574 Dollars, with the richest citizens earning 7.7 times as much as the poorest.

Popular cartoon characters frequently appear in government-sponsored PSAs reminding students to say no to drugs, many parents are becoming frustrated with their children's choices in spouses, reports of arson have doubled since the introduction of a privatised fire protection service, and homeless people dying of starvation are thought to be a necessary cost of preventing terrorism. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ump472's national animal is the Giraffe, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Ump472 is ranked 14,080^th in the world and 1,023^rd in Lazarus for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 75,015.63 Standard Monetary Units.