The Mail is Trash of Ultimo Pwnage is a gargantuan, cultured nation, notable for its national health service, daily referendums, and anti-smoking policies. The hard-working, democratic, devout population of 45.679 billion Ultimo Pwnageans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, liberal morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Social Policy. The average income tax rate is 79.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Ultimo Pwnagean economy, worth a remarkable 2,611 trillion areyoustillreadings a year, is highly specialized and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 57,178 areyoustillreadings, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Teenagers across the country are celebrating the defeat of a national curfew bill, 'The Anti-Government Hour' is a popular programme on many of Ultimo Pwnage's radio stations, in a fit of passion Leader has shredded thirty years' worth of petitions, and Leader has just been declared ruler of Ultimo Pwnage in an international press conference. Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ultimo Pwnage's national animal is the ifyoureadthisyousuck, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Ultimo Pwnage is ranked 324,508^th in the world and 7^th in Nintendo for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -13.49 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.