The Glorious Republic of Ukrayiny is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Volodymyr Zelenskyy with an even hand, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, irreverence towards religion, and suspicion of poets. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical population of 4.181 billion Ukrainians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The relatively small, liberal government prioritizes Defense, although Healthcare, Education, and Welfare are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kyiv. The average income tax rate is 13.4%.

The strong Ukrainian economy, worth 195 trillion Ukrainian hryvnias a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Trout Farming, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 46,660 Ukrainian hryvnias, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.

Sales of disinfectant wipes have skyrocketed, teachers are dying as they attempt to read 500 word essays without pausing for breath, builders across Ukrayiny are blocked up with orders for new public loos, and the government loves seeing the little people fight. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Ukrayiny's national animal is the Nightingale, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities, and its national religion is Ukrainian Catholic.

Ukrayiny is ranked 80,802^nd in the world and 10^th in Moonveil for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 113.49 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.