The Federal Republic of UEPU4 is a colossal, efficient nation, renowned for its lack of airports, triple-decker prams, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 2.578 billion UEPU4ians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social and economic equality; they tend to view other countries as corrupted by the hollow pageantry of sham elections.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Law & Order. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 87.4%.

The frighteningly efficient UEPU4ian economy, worth 349 trillion Dollars a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Woodchip Exports, Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 135,413 Dollars, with the richest citizens earning 5.8 times as much as the poorest.

Bicycle parking sheds have sprouted like mushrooms near rail stations after cars were banned, jackboots have given the boot to the nobility, many in UEPU4 are born in the purple, and pristine wilderness has been trashed in the quest for cheaper oil. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. UEPU4's national animal is the Snake, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

UEPU4 is ranked 330,871^st in the world and 2^nd in Kingdom of Naples for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring -18.25 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.