The Rogue Nation of Ubiquia is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by All Mighty with an iron fist, and remarkable for its otherworldly petting zoo, pith helmet sales, and digital currency. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 4.135 billion Ubiquians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Law & Order. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Ubiquian economy, worth 856 trillion Klonfs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an amazing 207,033 Klonfs, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 592,749 per year while the poor average 57,566, a ratio of 10.3 to 1.

Endangered bison are herded across the border to prevent them from trampling on native prairie grass, reports of arson have doubled since the introduction of a privatised fire protection service, the government has an entire department dedicated to staring at microscopes and writing down letters, and the combined alert sound of a nation simultaneously receiving a text message is a common cause of hearing damage. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ubiquia's national animal is the Raven, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Ubiquia is ranked 8,934^th in the world and 11^th in The Order of the Grey Wardens for Most Beautiful Environments, with 1,703.84 pounds of wildlife per square mile.