The Leaders of Uaeoi is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Queen Rachel with an iron fist, and notable for its prohibition of alcohol, irreverence towards religion, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-working, cynical population of 16.558 billion Uaeoians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The minute, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is dominated by the Department of Defense, with Law & Order and Education also on the agenda, while International Aid and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Harmony Village. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.9%.

The very strong Uaeoian economy, worth a remarkable 1,037 trillion dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Gambling, and Information Technology. Average income is 62,686 dollars, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 279,582 per year while the poor average 8,732, a ratio of 32.0 to 1.

The government is hoping that medical aid will speak louder than human rights abuses, scientists earn more grant money for reproducing old experiments than trying anything new, moonshine and organized crime are on the rise ever since alcohol was banned, and the nation's atlases tend to go out of date every few weeks. Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Uaeoi's national animal is the horse, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Uaeoi is ranked 312,728^th in the world and 3^rd in Nietzsche for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring -6.32 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.