The Ravaging Hordes of Tytorian Royal Army is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Field Marshal Percy with an iron fist, and renowned for its compulsory military service, frequent executions, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 13.982 billion Armyites are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, well-organized morass — juggles the competing demands of Defense, Healthcare, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fort Rose. The average income tax rate is 93.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Armyite economy, worth a remarkable 1,253 trillion crowns a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Book Publishing. Average income is 89,670 crowns, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Virtually all of the country's economic activity takes place in Fort Rose, requests to "pass the salt" are supported by tank divisions, fake designer clothes are shredded and burnt while many in the world don't have a shirt on their back, and the hills are alive with the smell of burning flesh. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tytorian Royal Army's national animal is the falcon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Armyism.

Tytorian Royal Army is ranked 135,143^rd in the world and 35^th in Independent Order for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 2,109.9 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.