The Parliamentary Republic of Tystan is a mammoth, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Attack-Raina Asenova Government with an even hand, and remarkable for its national health service, suspicion of poets, and devotion to social welfare. The devout population of 5.142 billion Tystanians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gornsh. The average income tax rate is 75.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Tystanian economy, worth 771 trillion Kesars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 149,886 Kesars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Political candidates are regularly blocked for minor convictions from their teenage years, yawning is a sure sign of unemployment, the government is hounded to provide tissues whenever the feelings of the Dàguó people are hurt, and politicians are often seen drinking soft drinks at the end of every public address. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tystan's national animal is the lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Tystan is ranked 10,923^rd in the world and 13^th in Kelios for Most Developed, scoring 90.25 on the Human Development Index.