The Grand Federative Republic of Tyrantosaurus is a mammoth, orderly nation, ruled by Prime Minister Thomas Jamison with an iron fist, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, zero percent divorce rate, and aversion to nipples. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 8.699 billion Tyrantosaurians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Law & Order, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Springfield. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 78.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Tyrantosaurian economy, worth a remarkable 2,840 trillion Grands a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Retail, Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 326,587 Grands, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,534,655 per year while the poor average 10,940, a ratio of 231 to 1.

Major boxing matches are held in government buildings, citizens who don't recite the Pledge of Tyrantosaurus at least three times a day are placed on a terrorist watch-list, pareidolic SETI scientists swear there's a message from aliens hidden within pi, and hiding wrinkles with make-up is illegal. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tyrantosaurus's national animal is the Gray Wolf, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Church of Super-Jesus.

Tyrantosaurus is ranked 30,480^th in the world and 1^st in Tyrants for Mutually Assured Destruction for Most Developed, scoring 83.07 on the Human Development Index.