The Republic of Tyrant2 is a small, orderly nation, renowned for its compulsory military service, restrictive gun laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The cynical population of 26 million Tyrant2ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 69.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The struggling Tyrant2ian economy, worth 475 billion cubes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Cheese Exports, Pizza Delivery, and Soda Sales. Average income is 18,261 cubes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

It is illegal to make racist remarks in public. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tyrant2's national animal is the sloth , which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Tyrant2 is ranked 296,897^th in the world and 2,989^th in the Pacific for Rudest Citizens, with 11.32 insults per minute.