The Colony of Typhon is a mammoth, socially progressive nation, ruled by Legate Percy Stonewall with a fair hand, and remarkable for its state-planned economy, compulsory military service, and devotion to social welfare. The democratic, devout population of 5.318 billion Typhonians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Spirituality, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gaia. The average income tax rate is 36.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but underdeveloped Typhonian economy, worth 219 trillion denaris a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 41,251 denaris, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Legate Percy Stonewall has just been declared ruler of Typhon in an international press conference, Typhon has designated Gaia as its capital city, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes, and half-submerged and flooded seaside hotels are technically still next to the beach. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Typhon's national animal is the snake, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities, and its national religion is Tellurism.

Typhon is ranked 206,359^th in the world and 4^th in Centralist Coalition Cooperation Org CCC for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -2.28 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.