The Deathbound Dancer of Two Step From Hell is a mammoth, orderly nation, remarkable for its irreverence towards religion and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, cynical population of 5.833 billion Two Step From Hellians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The tiny, pro-business government prioritizes Environment, although Welfare, Defense, and Public Transport are also considered important, while International Aid and Social Policy are ignored. The average income tax rate is 6.4%.

The very strong Two Step From Hellian economy, worth 394 trillion sulphur crystals a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is 67,547 sulphur crystals, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.5 times as much as the poorest.

Debate rages over whether ground fish guts can be spread on fields, the nationalised Arms Manufacturing Industry is not interested in making weapons, professionals are ready to retire by the time they receive permission to use their credentials, and engineers ask liberal arts majors "Do you want fries with that?". Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Two Step From Hell's national animal is the hellhound, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Two Step From Hell is ranked 117,148^th in the world and 6,155^th in Osiris for Nicest Citizens, with 13.62 average smiles per day.