The Oppressed Peoples of Twitch Streamers is a huge, orderly nation, ruled by Ninja with an iron fist, and remarkable for its strictly enforced bedtime, parental licensing program, and vat-grown people. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 850 million Twitch Streamers are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.
The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of TwitchDotTv. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 30.7%.
The frighteningly efficient Twitch Streamer economy, worth 151 trillion bits a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Gambling. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 177,742 bits, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,149,998 per year while the poor average 11,024, a ratio of 104 to 1.
Tourist operators promise visitors tours of live burning shipwrecks and plane crash sites, solid steel breastplates are in fashion amongst city drivers, death row is annually emptied to feed the nation's hunger for televised murder-games, and preservative-laden Twitch Streamer cheeses will be as edible when archaeologists dig them up next millennium. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Twitch Streamers's national animal is the wolf, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Twitch Streamers is ranked 245,615th in the world and 6th in Highspellia for Highest Drug Use, scoring 57.89 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.
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Twitch Streamers, preservative-laden Twitch Streamer cheeses will be as edible when archaeologists dig them up next millennium.
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Twitch Streamers, death row is annually emptied to feed the nation's hunger for televised murder-games.
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Twitch Streamers, solid steel breastplates are in fashion amongst city drivers.
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Twitch Streamers, tourist operators promise visitors tours of live burning shipwrecks and plane crash sites.
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Twitch Streamers, waste is frequently shipped to other countries.
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Twitch Streamers was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Patriotic.
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Twitch Streamers, citizens gather eagerly to witness exotic animals being blasted out of cannons.
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Twitch Streamers, judges are big know-it-alls.
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Twitch Streamers, the giant 80-storey carving of Ninja in Mount Rushless can be seen from space.
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Twitch Streamers, celebrity chefs are thought to be the progenitors of all food.






























