The Federal Republic of Wizlandia is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Chief Executive Alexander Polis with a fair hand, and notable for its pith helmet sales, keen interest in outer space, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 19.264 billion Wizlandians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, corrupt, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Industry, Defense, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lorenvia. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 16.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Wizlandian economy, worth a remarkable 5,578 trillion Wizcoins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Tourism, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an amazing 289,565 Wizcoins, with the richest citizens earning 9.9 times as much as the poorest.

Science centers and state of the art laboratories are ubiquitous, nervous homeowners have been blamed for rising death rates amongst carol singers and locksmiths, there's a lot of mouth-breathers about these days, and asking 'does my bum look big in this?' leads to 30 hours of self-esteem classes. Crime, especially youth-related, is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Wizlandia's national animal is the Stingray, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Liberal Democracy.

Wizlandia is ranked 11,465^th in the world and 16^th in Liberal Democratic Union for Most Beautiful Environments, with 1,461.14 pounds of wildlife per square mile.