The Federal Republic of Wizlandia is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Chief Executive Kieran Lehman with a fair hand, and notable for its smutty television, national health service, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 15.302 billion Wizlandians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The tiny, corrupt, liberal, outspoken government is primarily concerned with Education, with Industry, Administration, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lorenvia. The average income tax rate is 4.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Wizlandian economy, worth a remarkable 4,128 trillion Wizcoins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Soda Sales, and Tourism. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an amazing 269,769 Wizcoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Politicians always seem to take two steps forward then three steps back, psychiatrists that date patients are congratulated on their romantic conquests, exported livestock are wined and dined before they are flat ironed, and several inches are being added to first class seating. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Wizlandia's national animal is the Owl, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Liberal Democracy.

Wizlandia is ranked 3,912^th in the world and 2^nd in Liberal Democratic Union for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 19,888.72 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.