The Elegarth Dragon Wyrmling of Tuki is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Drangongarth Elegarth with an iron fist, and renowned for its avowedly heterosexual populace, smutty television, and enslaved workforce. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 25.736 billion Draconians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Midgard. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 75.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Tukian economy, worth a remarkable 6,090 trillion Golden Dragons a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Retail, Uranium Mining, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 236,635 Golden Dragons, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 730,656 per year while the poor average 59,126, a ratio of 12.4 to 1.

Children often kick Black Dragons for amusement, the Black Dragon stadiums are open 24/7, the nation's official head of religious affairs is an atheist, and the intelligence community is playing 4-D chess with an imaginary spy network. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tuki's national animal is the Black Dragon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Draconism.

Tuki is ranked 281,507^th in the world and 13^th in House Elegarth for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 26.1 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.