
| Population | 30.887 billion |
| Capital | New Midgard |
| Leader | Drangongarth Elegarth |
| Faith | Draconism |
| Currency | Golden Dragon |
| Animal | Black Dragon |
The Elegarth Dragon Wyrmling of Tuki is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Drangongarth Elegarth with an iron fist, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, public floggings, and ban on automobiles. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 30.887 billion Draconians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Midgard. The average income tax rate is 72.7%.
The frighteningly efficient Tukian economy, worth a remarkable 7,387 trillion Golden Dragons a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an amazing 239,188 Golden Dragons, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.9 times as much as the poorest.
Metal detectors at school gates make sure that teenagers are carrying at least one sidearm, economists claim no news is good news, pilots always remember to send their doctors a Maxxmas card, and the government is deliberately installing bloatware onto computers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tuki's national animal is the Black Dragon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Draconism.
Tuki is ranked 260,696th in the world and 81st in House Elegarth for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -6.48 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Tuki, the government is deliberately installing bloatware onto computers.
- : Following new legislation in
Tuki, pilots always remember to send their doctors a Maxxmas card.
- : Following new legislation in
Tuki, economists claim no news is good news.
- : Following new legislation in
Tuki, metal detectors at school gates make sure that teenagers are carrying at least one sidearm.
- : Following new legislation in
Tuki, wildlife parks are packed with poachers yet increasingly devoid of animals.
- : Following new legislation in
Tuki, the free market's hand is quite visible.
- : Following new legislation in
Tuki, former school buses now regularly shuttle kids to the nearest shopping centers to work.
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Tuki, that which doesn't kill you can get you de-platformed.
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Tuki, major corporations receive tax breaks for no apparent reason.
- : Following new legislation in
Tuki, throwing garbage out of your house's front window makes it legally someone else's problem.




































































