The TTT of TTT is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by TTT with an iron fist, and notable for its disturbing lack of elderly people, keen interest in outer space, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 19.434 billion TTTS are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of TTT. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 74.3%.

The frighteningly efficient TTTian economy, worth a remarkable 3,040 trillion Golds a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Cheese Exports, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 156,433 Golds, with the richest citizens earning 9.3 times as much as the poorest.

TTT reduces citizens' commute times by giving away their homes, most farmers are indentured to agrochemical conglomerates, people who eat pizza with lactase supplements are arrested by the flavour police, and pinkie promises are a matter of life and death. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. TTT's national animal is the Elephant, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is TTT.

TTT is ranked 68,744^th in the world and 3^rd in Devide by Zero for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides, with 9.32 Rich To Poor Income Ratio.