The TTT of TTT is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by TTT with an even hand, and notable for its enslaved workforce, aversion to nipples, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 14.609 billion TTTS are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of TTT. The average income tax rate is 72.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient TTTian economy, worth a remarkable 1,820 trillion Golds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Cheese Exports, Soda Sales, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 124,619 Golds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Brave curators do battle with disorganised government libraries, the military perceives nations hit by natural disasters as "easy pickings", roosters that herald the rising sun are immediately sent to the slaughterhouse, and the navy is hoping to hear the enemy shout "you sank my battleship!". Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. TTT's national animal is the Elephant, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is TTT.

TTT is ranked 52,738^th in the world and 3,163^rd in Balder for Lowest Crime Rates, with 73.42 law-abiding acts per hour.