The Commonwealth of Tsss is a huge, safe nation, notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, digital currency, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, democratic population of 657 million Tessics enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Neo-dell. The average income tax rate is 42.3%.

The very strong Tsssian economy, worth 56.9 trillion bitcoins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 86,592 bitcoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

Scrabble champions have been left scrambling for scraps, mathematics majors learn about new ways to model their crushing debt, cholera is seen as the holiest of diseases, and the government keeps introducing new foreign species to combat the previous ones it has introduced. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tsss's national animal is the Jesus, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Tsss is ranked 28,694^th in the world and 7^th in The Invaders for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 2,720.91 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.