The Free Republic of Truzipa is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Dominic Sevback with an iron fist, and notable for its ritual sacrifices, ubiquitous missile silos, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 1.494 billion Truzipans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Truzpian City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 62.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Truzipan economy, worth 166 trillion Glacian Flawns a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Information Technology. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 111,460 Glacian Flawns, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 516,629 per year while the poor average 14,479, a ratio of 35.7 to 1.

School lunches are made with hypo-allergenic wood pulp, the nation's holy places are littered with doughnut crumbs, Dominic Sevback spends weekends doing the laundry of foreign leaders, and armed police are cracking down on untaxed collectable-card-trading in local junior schools. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Truzipa's national animal is the Bee, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Yodleism.

Truzipa is ranked 69,992^nd in the world and 115^th in The Region That Has No Big Banks for Lowest Crime Rates, with 73.02 law-abiding acts per hour.