The Colony of Troy Barnes is a huge, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 745 million Troy Barnesians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Defense, although Healthcare, Welfare, and Public Transport are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.4%.

The strong Troy Barnesian economy, worth 25.4 trillion cashes a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Tourism, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 34,106 cashes, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 219,818 per year while the poor average 2,138, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Troy Barnes's national animal is the nerd, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Troy Barnes is ranked 82,186^th in the world and 38^th in Cole World for Least Corrupt Governments, with 93.67 percentage of bribes refused.