The Republic of Trojans is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its burgeoning eagle population. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 32.212 billion Trojansians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Administration, and International Aid. The average income tax rate is 39.0%.

The Trojansian economy, worth a remarkable 1,073 trillion dollars a year, is highly specialized and led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology. Average income is 33,322 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Organ donation is compulsory. Crime is moderate. Trojans's national animal is the eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Trojans is ranked 233,854^th in the world and 1^st in Trojans for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring zero on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.