The Ironwill Dictatorship of Trixmonia is a behemoth, orderly nation, ruled by Trix the Third with an iron fist, and renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, parental licensing program, and strictly enforced bedtime. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 51.445 billion Trixmonians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The minute, corrupt, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order is also considered important, while Social Policy and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Trixopolis. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Trixmonian economy, worth an astonishing 43,728 trillion ISSP Credits a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Gambling. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is a breathtaking 850,005 ISSP Credits, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 4,351,942 per year while the poor average 91,155, a ratio of 47.7 to 1.

The nation's industries are scrambling to switch to biodegradable plastics, suppression of pro-democracy protests is a daily occurrence, you can't ask the government "you and whose army?" when they declare they're going to rob you, and Dàguó is simultaneously dead and alive. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Trixmonia's national animal is the scarecrow, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is non-existent.

Trixmonia is ranked 580^th in the world and 2^nd in Scandinavia for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 445.11 on the Bus Surprisal Index.