The 🥔Potato is Friendly🥔 of PotatoFarmers is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Pikashru Nisharian with an iron fist, and renowned for its public floggings, keen interest in outer space, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 11.88 billion Poafmers are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fiskadaha City. The average income tax rate is 94.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Poafmersian economy, worth a remarkable 1,352 trillion Totato golds a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 113,822 Totato golds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Manufacturers of biodegradable plastics have to wait for months to show evidence of organic decomposition, third world countries are rich in "I Love Fiskadaha City" t-shirts, military officers are given medals for disobeying orders, and nine out of ten citizens of PotatoFarmers answered 'nuclear safety inspector' when asked their occupation. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. PotatoFarmers's national animal is the Pomato, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Potatos.

PotatoFarmers is ranked 278,822^nd in the world and 5,875^th in The North Pacific for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -11.88 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.