The Jewel of the South of Triekru is a titanic, socially progressive nation, ruled by Atlas Anatolou with an iron fist, and remarkable for its compulsory vegetarianism, vat-grown people, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 10.977 billion Triekruans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, although Education and Industry are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Polis. The average income tax rate is 94.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Triekruan economy, worth a remarkable 3,228 trillion Koronas a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 294,112 Koronas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Schoolchildren on field trips are asked what torture means to them, blackface performers claim they are being deliberately ironic, heartbroken parents are urged to "smile for the camera", and homeowners on prime real estate have been seen dodging giant bulldozers with cartoon characters painted on them. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Triekru's national animal is the Leviathan, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Triekru is ranked 3,563^rd in the world and 4^th in Saint Helene for Highest Average Incomes, with 294,112.15 Standard Monetary Units.