The Republic of Transnipria is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Viktor Reznov with an even hand, and notable for its irreverence towards religion. The quiet, industrious population of 3.99 billion Transniprians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Social Policy, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kharkov. The average income tax rate is 28.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but underdeveloped Transniprian economy, worth 121 trillion Roubles a year, is quite specialized and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 30,289 Roubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The optimally efficient parking strategy for business commuters is referred to as the "traveling salesman problem", former stunt pilots are unable to pass the licence test to fly a drone, debates on whether toilet seats should be left up or down are increasingly commonplace, and citizens are tied down and forced to watch educational videos on empathy. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Transnipria's national animal is the Brown Bear and its national religion is Christianity.

Transnipria is ranked 212,953^rd in the world and 8^th in Suvo for Rudest Citizens, with 36.75 insults per minute.