Population | 24.216 billion |
Capital | Traitoria |
Leader | The Traitor |
Faith | Treason |
Currency | Trait |
Animal | snake |
The Treason of Traitor is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by The Traitor with an iron fist, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, avant-garde cinema, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 24.216 billion Traitorians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The large, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Industry, Law & Order, and Education are also considered important, while Environment and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Traitoria. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 67.3%.
The frighteningly efficient Traitorian economy, worth a remarkable 2,974 trillion Traits a year, is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Uranium Mining, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 122,833 Traits, with the richest citizens earning 7.6 times as much as the poorest.
Government buildings are being cleansed for anything that might have racist connotations, pollution is on the rise along with government approvals of fracking projects, colonial citizens are forced to sing the praise of the "Great Traitorian Liberator", and jobs opportunities abound in the Hole Recycling industry. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Traitor's national animal is the snake, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Treason.
Traitor is ranked 230,395th in the world and 4,853rd in The North Pacific for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -5.66 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Traitor was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Stationary and the Top 5% for Most Influential, Highest Economic Output, Largest Black Market, and Most Valuable International Artwork.
- : Traitor was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Mining Sector.
- : Traitor was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Mining Sector.
- : Traitor was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Mining Sector.
- : Traitor was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Dead.
- : Traitor was struck by a Mk IV (Pacifier) Cure Missile from Berzerkeley california, curing 274 million infected.
- : Traitor was struck by a Mk IV (Pacifier) Cure Missile from Berzerkeley california, curing 423 million infected.
- : Traitor was struck by a Mk IV (Pacifier) Cure Missile from Berzerkeley california, curing 279 million infected.
- : Traitor was struck by a Mk IV (Pacifier) Cure Missile from Berzerkeley california, curing 393 million infected.
- : Traitor was struck by a Mk IV (Pacifier) Cure Missile from Sillystring, curing 264 million infected.