The Treason of Traitor is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by The Traitor with an iron fist, and renowned for its flagrant waste-dumping, pith helmet sales, and hatred of cheese. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 20.521 billion Traitorians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Industry, Law & Order, and Education also on the agenda, while Environment and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Traitoria. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 67.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Traitorian economy, worth a remarkable 2,520 trillion Traits a year, is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Uranium Mining, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 122,833 Traits, with the richest citizens earning 7.6 times as much as the poorest.

Government buildings are being cleansed for anything that might have racist connotations, pollution is on the rise along with government approvals of fracking projects, colonial citizens are forced to sing the praise of the "Great Traitorian Liberator", and jobs opportunities abound in the Hole Recycling industry. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Traitor's national animal is the snake, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Treason.

Traitor is ranked 236,117^th in the world and 11,646^th in The North Pacific for Fattest Citizens, with 8.03 Obesity Rate.