The Queendom of Totally Squirrelly is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, irreverence towards religion, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 14.076 billion Totally Squirrellyians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Education, with Defense, Healthcare, and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Environment are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.6%.

The strong Totally Squirrellyian economy, worth 846 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 60,171 betales, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 387,807 per year while the poor average 3,771, a ratio of 102 to 1.

The latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller, the country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry, and the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit. Crime is a serious problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Totally Squirrelly's national animal is the deer, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Totally Squirrelly is ranked 65,492^nd in the world and 2^nd in Purgatory for Highest Food Quality, scoring 29.58 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.