Most Extensive Civil Rights: 2,243rdMost Pro-Market: 2,562ndMost Politically Free: 2,778th
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Totally Squirrelly

Population6.206 billion


The Queendom of Totally Squirrelly is a colossal, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 6.206 billion Totally Squirrellyians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Education, although Defense, Industry, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality and Environment are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.6%.

The strong Totally Squirrellyian economy, worth 373 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 60,171 betales, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 387,807 per year while the poor average 3,771, a ratio of 102 to 1.

The latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller, the country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry, and the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit. Crime is a serious problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Totally Squirrelly's national animal is the deer, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Totally Squirrelly is ranked 33,975th in the world and 2nd in Purgatory for Most Secular, with 33.38 Atheism Rate.

Most Extensive Civil Rights: 2,243rdMost Pro-Market: 2,562ndMost Politically Free: 2,778thHighest Drug Use: 3,478thMost Extreme: 3,892ndGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 4,297thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 4,620thHighest Crime Rates: 7,778thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 10,374thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 10,432ndTop
Rudest Citizens: 11,285thNudest: 12,139thMost Avoided: 13,313thLargest Gambling Industry: 21,481stMost Armed: 22,079th

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