The Matriarchy of Tornado Princess is a massive, pleasant nation, renowned for its spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 1.287 billion Tornado Princessians are free to succeed or fail in life on their own merits; the successful tend to enjoy an opulent (but moralistic) lifestyle, while the failures can be seen crowding out most jails.

The medium-sized, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 14.9%.

The strong Tornado Princessian economy, worth 58.5 trillion coins a year, is quite specialized and led by the Soda Sales industry, with major contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Uranium Mining, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 45,446 coins, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 283,090 per year while the poor average 3,120, a ratio of 90.7 to 1.

Residents of houses built on a foundation of wishful thinking are prone to an odd sinking feeling, Harry Potter books are banned, all major public areas are watched by police surveillance cameras, and mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest-growing field. Crime is a problem, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. Tornado Princess's national animal is the toad.

Tornado Princess is ranked 247,965^th in the world and 1^st in Bowser Double 7 for Highest Drug Use, scoring 56 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.