The Empire of Toriniall is a titanic, cultured nation, ruled by John Yodason with an iron fist, and renowned for its smutty television, frequent executions, and pith helmet sales. The compassionate, cynical, cheerful population of 10.333 billion Toriniallians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Yoda City. The average income tax rate is 99.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Toriniallian economy, worth a remarkable 2,999 trillion Daddy Yodas Golds a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 290,252 Daddy Yodas Golds, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Ride-sharing often involves some passengers sitting on the roof rack, libraries have replaced overdue book fines with mandatory mental health assessments, journalists listen to the money talk, and extraordinary rendition is nothing out of the ordinary. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Toriniall's national animal is the Yoda, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Yodaism.

Toriniall is ranked 3,872^nd in the world and 2^nd in United States of America for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 9,319.66 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.