The Republic of Teays is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Joseph A Cooper with an even hand, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, sprawling nuclear power plants, and smutty television. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 3.894 billion Teaysians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Geauga. The average income tax rate is 66.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Teaysian economy, worth 437 trillion scrips a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 112,374 scrips, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Life expectancies inside correctional facilities vastly exceed the national average, the government guarantees that tourists will have the ultimate trip on their trips, collisions between bicycles and carnival floats are on the rise, and evasive politicians don't fail to strongly commit to not committing to a course of non-inaction. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Teays's national animal is the Cardinal, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Teays is ranked 77,506^th in the world and 12^th in United States of America for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 1,286.12 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.