The Theocracy of Torah Live is a tiny, orderly nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 18 million Torah Liveans are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The medium-sized, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Spirituality, with Law & Order and Defense also on the agenda, while Social Policy isn't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 33.4%.

The strong Torah Livean economy, worth 964 billion shekels a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Basket Weaving, and Tourism. Average income is 53,539 shekels, with the richest citizens earning 8.4 times as much as the poorest.

It is illegal to make racist remarks in public, professionals are ready to retire by the time they receive permission to use their credentials, euthanasia is illegal, and the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force. Torah Live's national animal is the Mountain Gazelle.

Torah Live is ranked 267,004^th in the world and 11^th in Jerusalem for Rudest Citizens, with 21.55 insults per minute.