The Most Serene Republic of Toons is a huge, efficient nation, ruled by Dandy with a fair hand, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, daily referendums, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 960 million Toons love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gardenview Center. The average income tax rate is 71.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Toon economy, worth 104 trillion Ichors a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Trout Farming, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 108,848 Ichors, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The space program has been scrapped in order to focus on more terrestrial pursuits, RPG fans reminisce fondly about when people thought they were evil and dangerous rather than geeky and socially inept, citizens are required to report any and all incidents of prayer to their local Religious Affairs Officer, and colleges adhere to rigid ethnic quotas for admissions. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Toons's national animal is the rock dog, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Toons is ranked 104,017^th in the world and 1,342^nd in the Pacific for Least Corrupt Governments, with 93.3 percentage of bribes refused.