The State of Tobiren is a titanic, safe nation, ruled by the Governor with an even hand, and notable for its irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed population of 14.679 billion Tobirenians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Westminster. The average income tax rate is 23.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Tobirenian economy, worth 612 trillion betales a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Automobile Manufacturing, and Gambling. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 41,693 betales, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Tobiren has designated Westminster as its capital city, the government's official stance on religion is that it is so very silly, The Governor has just been declared ruler of Tobiren in an international press conference, and children often kick deer for amusement. Crime is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tobiren's national animal is the deer, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Tobiren is ranked 164,293^rd in the world and 1^st in Republic of Barbados for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 1,717.69 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.