The Kingdom of Toastaria is a mid-sized, safe nation, notable for its public floggings, keen interest in outer space, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 95 million Toastarians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Spirituality. The average income tax rate is 55.9%.

The strong Toastarian economy, worth 5.04 trillion Toastarian Bolivars a year, is led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 53,068 Toastarian Bolivars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

Commemoration of the Great The Toastic Assembly War costs almost as much as the war itself, heavily-laden pregnant women are told they can manage, small businesses are gobbled up almost daily by corporate giants, and structures are raised on promises. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Toastaria's national animal is the Human, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Toastaria is ranked 271,783^rd in the world and 74^th in The Toastic Assembly for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring -5.93 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.